Post by Topman_2005 on Feb 6, 2006 14:39:17 GMT
I can do a semi report, was too tired to remeber most names, so ill give custom names xD
Well, having already qualified for Nats in October I wanted to come here for a crack, just a laugh. My aim was, not to lose points, lol.
So, 4 wins?? With crazee techs? Ok, lets try it.
Round One:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Oldmancebi *Yugi Forums* RFTDD Deck
Right, does this man stall or is he a 'slow dualist'.
Well, woteva coz round one bored the feck outta me, 30 mins?? It wasn'teven a stall style deck. Anywyaz, lost concentration eventually and lost, frustratingly.
Now angry, entered my sidedeck. Out with teh 1337 trap holes in wit teh dusts, end phasing that biatchey RFTDD card.
Over in what, 4 or 5 mins??
1-1
Next game, i open ok, he is equal to be fair, i gain advantage, he dark holes, then storms a turn later, lol, and i top into mobius....then mobius... and then??? Mobius, LOL Oh well.
Not a good start
0-1
Round 2:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Julie Hamilton I THINK Random Zombie burn deck??
Urmmm, Yeah.
Well, Not gonna say to much, think it was her first tourney, in fact, everyone around me had their first tourney. lol, To be fair, it was an easy game, although, she didn't die qucik, 3 reapers, 3 saks, and 3 threatning roars, lol did anger me. But never lost control, even sided in Cliff the trap remover for the second game, just for a laugh.
Whilst i was winning this game, i was trying to:
Teach the guy to the left how to duel,
Tell the girl she cannot just play kokki wit no cards on field nor in hand
Tell some geeza he cannot play torrential when decree has beeen active for 3 turns.
Yeah, anywayz,
1-1
Round 3:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Ross Lambert - Chaos Control
Nooooooooooo, ma little brother.
Every time, even when theres 153 fecking players???
I offered to scope, he says No, I offer to play at a lesser ability, he says no. He schlaps me the hell out in first game, lol
He knows i have an anti chaos sidedeck. He tells me to 'do as i would'
So, I do, 2-1 to me.
Hated every minute of it, I admire him for not wanting me to scoop though. Fcuk Mantis is what i though at this point.
2-1
Round 4:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Alex Burton *Dark Ruler Ha-des* Horus
The ONLY weakness of my deck is Horus
So, Fcuk this is what i realised after game one.
Tryed, wheres My DD As??? Ma DDWL, exiled?
Fecking Nimbles??
Nothing.
Easy win, 2-1.
He he, did win game 2 when he solemned my DD A at a 4k cost??
Never mind.
2-2
Round 5:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Scott Jennings Menae The Thorn//Zombie Deck??
Well, after i took game one, * which was a nice game, friendly, well balanced* I thought, yeah, another win for teh seksi nimbles, But i got shut up coz he sided and I got hurt, lol
I sided In kinetics for his Menaes and bottomless for the V Lords, and it worked well, 1800 LP's left, me, on his end phase. Call of the haunted, sangan. Any response? No?? Ok, My Go, Ceasefire, your 2 monsters, my 2.... 2,000 Damage. GG 2-1
3-2
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Some dood and a dark world deck
WooT Got fcuking owned like a biatch in round one.
Uh, sidedeck?? Yah!!
I'm thinking I may be a super saiyan ya know??
Coz I unlock some skillz when Im pissed, and man i was pissed. I got biatch slapped to fcuk in first game, and I was NOT losing now, not to this.
I went hell for leather, end phase dusts, bottomless's, cyber dragons, went Biatch slapping and eventually came out 2-1, he must've wondered what the hell went wrong after such a show in round one!!!
But hey, Nimble Momonga Beatdown is seksi!!
4-2
Final Round, is it 4-3 or is it 5-2??
Well, here it is:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Gary B *Can never rember his second name* Was playing warrior toolbox ISH
Well, I didnt really wanna play this guy, he's a good guy, and a friend of mine, The first game was good, In an exchange of advantage i eventually topped into nimbles for field pressence and lifepoint gainage for the win.
He sided, i left it, I got took by Don Zaloogs and stuff to early, didnt draw helpful cards till i was 2 turns dead.
I sided in teh seksi kinetics for ma rats an stuff and took the last game, after sleeper topping a dark hole might i add, lol.
Good Games, and a good day for me, finishing off 5-2 with ma piss about deck.
So, thanks to all!!
Twas a great day that i really enjoyed, another top class event at troters!!!
Pros:
Coming in at 5-2 wit ma Nimbles
Getting a seksi Ultimate Cyber Dragon
Seeing Jason win with an original idea - great job dod
Seeing Joe, Zee, Rob, Daryl, Jason, Steve, jess, Igor, jacob generally everyone again
Merlin, one of ma best mates, who has had a shocking run of luck, not winning since novemeber FFS - not even his bad skillz either!!
He was 3-0 down and i thought he'd just give up.
He proved Me wrong and he came back into it and he went 4-3 - Fcuking well done dood.
Cons
Losing to RFTDD deck due to my own bad concentration,
Having to Beat ma Brother
Urmmmmm - Not winning???
LOL
Thats ma report guys!!
Hope ya liked it.
_________________
Well, having already qualified for Nats in October I wanted to come here for a crack, just a laugh. My aim was, not to lose points, lol.
So, 4 wins?? With crazee techs? Ok, lets try it.
Round One:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Oldmancebi *Yugi Forums* RFTDD Deck
Right, does this man stall or is he a 'slow dualist'.
Well, woteva coz round one bored the feck outta me, 30 mins?? It wasn'teven a stall style deck. Anywyaz, lost concentration eventually and lost, frustratingly.
Now angry, entered my sidedeck. Out with teh 1337 trap holes in wit teh dusts, end phasing that biatchey RFTDD card.
Over in what, 4 or 5 mins??
1-1
Next game, i open ok, he is equal to be fair, i gain advantage, he dark holes, then storms a turn later, lol, and i top into mobius....then mobius... and then??? Mobius, LOL Oh well.
Not a good start
0-1
Round 2:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Julie Hamilton I THINK Random Zombie burn deck??
Urmmm, Yeah.
Well, Not gonna say to much, think it was her first tourney, in fact, everyone around me had their first tourney. lol, To be fair, it was an easy game, although, she didn't die qucik, 3 reapers, 3 saks, and 3 threatning roars, lol did anger me. But never lost control, even sided in Cliff the trap remover for the second game, just for a laugh.
Whilst i was winning this game, i was trying to:
Teach the guy to the left how to duel,
Tell the girl she cannot just play kokki wit no cards on field nor in hand
Tell some geeza he cannot play torrential when decree has beeen active for 3 turns.
Yeah, anywayz,
1-1
Round 3:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Ross Lambert - Chaos Control
Nooooooooooo, ma little brother.
Every time, even when theres 153 fecking players???
I offered to scope, he says No, I offer to play at a lesser ability, he says no. He schlaps me the hell out in first game, lol
He knows i have an anti chaos sidedeck. He tells me to 'do as i would'
So, I do, 2-1 to me.
Hated every minute of it, I admire him for not wanting me to scoop though. Fcuk Mantis is what i though at this point.
2-1
Round 4:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Alex Burton *Dark Ruler Ha-des* Horus
The ONLY weakness of my deck is Horus
So, Fcuk this is what i realised after game one.
Tryed, wheres My DD As??? Ma DDWL, exiled?
Fecking Nimbles?? Nothing.
Easy win, 2-1.
He he, did win game 2 when he solemned my DD A at a 4k cost??
Never mind.
2-2
Round 5:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Scott Jennings Menae The Thorn//Zombie Deck??
Well, after i took game one, * which was a nice game, friendly, well balanced* I thought, yeah, another win for teh seksi nimbles, But i got shut up coz he sided and I got hurt, lol
I sided In kinetics for his Menaes and bottomless for the V Lords, and it worked well, 1800 LP's left, me, on his end phase. Call of the haunted, sangan. Any response? No?? Ok, My Go, Ceasefire, your 2 monsters, my 2.... 2,000 Damage. GG 2-1
3-2
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Some dood and a dark world deck
WooT Got fcuking owned like a biatch in round one.
Uh, sidedeck?? Yah!!
I'm thinking I may be a super saiyan ya know??
Coz I unlock some skillz when Im pissed, and man i was pissed. I got biatch slapped to fcuk in first game, and I was NOT losing now, not to this.
I went hell for leather, end phase dusts, bottomless's, cyber dragons, went Biatch slapping and eventually came out 2-1, he must've wondered what the hell went wrong after such a show in round one!!!
But hey, Nimble Momonga Beatdown is seksi!!
4-2
Final Round, is it 4-3 or is it 5-2??
Well, here it is:
Matt Black's Usual Noobie Tech Deck of 1337Ness
Vs
Gary B *Can never rember his second name* Was playing warrior toolbox ISH
Well, I didnt really wanna play this guy, he's a good guy, and a friend of mine, The first game was good, In an exchange of advantage i eventually topped into nimbles for field pressence and lifepoint gainage for the win.
He sided, i left it, I got took by Don Zaloogs and stuff to early, didnt draw helpful cards till i was 2 turns dead.
I sided in teh seksi kinetics for ma rats an stuff and took the last game, after sleeper topping a dark hole might i add, lol.
Good Games, and a good day for me, finishing off 5-2 with ma piss about deck.
So, thanks to all!!
Twas a great day that i really enjoyed, another top class event at troters!!!
Pros:
Coming in at 5-2 wit ma Nimbles
Getting a seksi Ultimate Cyber Dragon
Seeing Jason win with an original idea - great job dod
Seeing Joe, Zee, Rob, Daryl, Jason, Steve, jess, Igor, jacob generally everyone again
Merlin, one of ma best mates, who has had a shocking run of luck, not winning since novemeber FFS - not even his bad skillz either!!
He was 3-0 down and i thought he'd just give up.
He proved Me wrong and he came back into it and he went 4-3 - Fcuking well done dood.
Cons
Losing to RFTDD deck due to my own bad concentration,
Having to Beat ma Brother
Urmmmmm - Not winning???
LOL
Thats ma report guys!!
Hope ya liked it.
_________________
